elirton

Hello my name is Elirton and I'm a part of the brilliant club!!!!!

I would love to meet new people... BUT THEY MUST MEET MY BRILLIANT CONDITIONS

1.You must be ***.
2.You must be a "gronk".
3.You must be homosexual.
4.You must be a bottom.
5.You must be Albanian.
6.You must be impoverished.
7.You must be overweight.
8.You must be a follower of the ***.
9.You must reside in a slum or under a bridge.
10.You father must be a "big fat fucking wanker" and an alcoholic.
11.You must be able to eat a wheelbarrow of lamb kebab 3 times a day without being sick.

12.You must be 4'11" in height and width.
13.You must know your 13 times tables.
14.You must be submissive.
15.You must be breedable.
16.You must have a big fat baby face.
17.You must wear prescription +2000 specular glasses.
18.You must be in Set-8 English.
19.You must be named "Elirton".
20.You must drink garlic sauce on it's own.
21.You must be built like Patrick Star.
22.You must be "ready to attack".
23.You must master mixed martial arts.
24.You must be stuck in 2024.
25.You must have at least once taken "her" to the slums.
26.You must be squishy.
27.You must be "Brilliantâ„¢".
28.You must be ***.
29.You must be a squeaker.
30.You must provide your father with a steady supply of alcohol.
31.You father must have an emerald on his living room floor.
32.You must be born into ***.
33.You must be born in Israel.
34.You must have pilgrimaged to Albania at least once.
35.You must have a brain lesion.
36.You must be fluent Yiddish, Albanian and must be at least on the A2 proficiency level of English.
37.You must reside in the UK illegaly.
38.You must have an Albanian passport.
39.You must have crossed the English Channel on a rubber raft at least once.
40.You must be clapped.
41.You must be circumcised by Chingum's father.
42.You must enjoy school and boys.
43.You must own a Boy'sÂ® Richter Blueâ„¢ or Really Redâ„¢ designer lunchbox.
44.You must have a SchoolÂ® branded bookbag.
45.You must go by the alias "David" on Facebook.
46.You must sing of "Lemon and Liche".
47.You must have had extensive sumo training.
48.You must have contracted *** from an Albanian street dog.
49.You father must be called "Gizzle".
50.Your favourite food must be baclava.

If you meet my conditions then you are brilliant

Come to the coords *** and *** to meet me